littlemonarch:

baker-p-i:

pseudo-seraphim:

somewhere-inthe-deepdetails:

nikadd:

a-them-fatale:

laughconfetti:

proto-homo:

xelamanrique318:

SNL - Cut for Time: My Little Step Children

WHY WOULD THEY CUT THIS?????

This is legiterally the funniest thing snl has done in decades

they cut it because of the ONE gay reference

Same energy

both of these sketches were written by julio torres - here’s his twitter

Omg 😂

I just want you all to know that my dramatic 6 year old ass would have loved all of this shit.

I’m the dramatique™ hand to face moment in the broken mirror.

“YOU HAVE EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING IS FOR YOU. AND THIS ONE THING IS FOR HIM.”

I don’t know Julio Torres nor his sexual orientation but no matter what it is he has lived The Queer Experience™ .


©: xelamanrique318
money-in-veins:
“Amir Slama - SPFW Menswear (Details)
”

money-in-veins:

Amir Slama - SPFW Menswear (Details)


©: money-in-veins

crunchwrapofnotredame:

I have no clue why this is so god damn funny but i cannot stop fucking watching it


©: crunchwrapofnotredame

nightyswolf:

Some mixed Ignis-shots from playing the last few days. :)

Final Fantasy XV - Windows Edition -> Episode Ignis; Screenshots taken with Ansel


©: nightyswolf

shmoobeardraws:

so i was thinking, what if in Mile’s universe, MJ was actually just Zendaya 


©: shmoobeardraws

preciousbeaan:

handsomezack:

acreaturecalledgreed:

thatwassexual:

The Scooby-Doo Project (1999)

fun fact this special scared so many kids so fucking badly (b/c the blair witch aspect was played weirdly straight) that CN never aired it again 

you’re telling me this is real and not a shitpost

I seriously thought this shit was fake until I looked it up


©: thatwassexual
ganymedesrocks:
“Hello, Pick a Star or Head for the Sun…
”

ganymedesrocks:

Hello, Pick a Star or Head for the Sun…


©: 1five1two

imathers:

themightyglamazon:

jumpingjacktrash:

oh my god.

let me share a memory with y’all. it’s from i guess 1978 or thereabouts. it’s high summer. i don’t remember where my mom was driving me, in our avocado green chevette, i just know there was a traffic jam that turned 35w northbound into a parking lot from horizon to horizon.

picture it – wait, you don’t have to use your imagination, this happened all the damn time back then.

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every one of those damn cars was burning leaded gasoline. there were no emissions regulations. there were no safety regulations. there were just thousands and thousands of detroit steel shoeboxes belching visible smoke as they idled, engines loud and hot, here and there a radiator giving up in the heat, a cloud of burning oil rising.

i, a smeet of five or six, was choking on toxic smog.

i reckon it was about a half hour into the traffic jam that i first threw up. i remember a blinding headache, i remember being confused, i remember dry heaving with my arms and head hanging out the window, the green metal of the car burning my hands and my chin. i don’t remember passing out, but i’m told i lost consciousness before mom was able to get to an off-ramp, because there were no emergency lanes on the highways back then.

i lived. and life went on. what were we going to do, complain? if i’d died, the cause of death probably would’ve been recorded as heatstroke, not carbon monoxide poisoning.

i know i’m probably preaching to the choir here on tumblr. but i really wish i could tell that story to the people who think deregulation is no big deal. i wish they’d put themselves in my mom’s shoes.

or even just look at some old pictures, then look out the window.

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ever notice how cityscapes used to have that orange tint and hazy aura? yeah, that’s poison gas.

remember how the mississippi river used to be a stinking soup of baby-shit yellow sludge covered with disturbingly stiff rafts of light orange foam?

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i can’t even find pictures of the sludge and foam, i guess they didn’t end up on the internet. the smell was indescribable. that oily shimmer. the reek of dead things. people didn’t boat on the river for pleasure; it smelled too bad, it was too ugly, and you could get super super sick if you touched the water.

and now look at it.

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i still wouldn’t want to drink it, but if i fell in i wouldn’t bolt for the shower in a panic, you know?

if the thieving billionaires get their way, we can kiss those sailboats goodbye, and learn the smell of toxic foam once more. the ultra-rich won’t even feel the extra money, they’ve already got more than they could ever touch, they just stash it in offshore accounts to rot, but the rest of us will return to a time of neverending nausea and weird cancers. a time when every elementary school class had at least one kind who’d been born with no fingers or their heart outside their body, and this was just… the way things were.

i’m sorry. i didn’t mean to longpost. it’s just. god. y’all have no idea how CLEAN everything is now, compared to when i was a kid. and these rich old men are counting on that, on people not knowing or not remembering how bad it was before regulation, not realizing how much we need these protections until it’s too late.

I enforce federal worker health and safety and pollution regulations. 

When I was learning my trade, when my classmates and I were having a chuckle over the “well duh” level of specificity written into the Code of Federal Regulations (try “no hazardous material shall be stored in crew berthing” on for size), I will never forget the silence that followed when our instructor spoke these words:

“Your regulations are written in blood.”

These regulations were not written on a whim. They were written because someone thought they could cut costs by storing however many more pounds of a radioactive, toxic, carcinogenic, or whatever else material in the same rooms where the human beings they paid to transport those materials slept, and then did that, because no one was telling them not to. 

They were written because people died. Horrifically. Because unregulated capitalism values profit over human life and suffering. 

Can I say it again, for those not paying attention? 

Unregulated capitalism values profit over human life and suffering.

Please note the recalls etc. we’re already seeing with the current US government going after those regulations, and please see Doug Ford up here trying to weaken our water safety regulations again - the last time that happened, under another Conservative government, Walkerton happened and people died. Some died quickly, some lived for years with debilitating illnesses and then died.


©: peace-love-colbert

©: aroseforno-one
xen-dance:
“ this is the oldest deviantart submission with the “barney calhoun” tag.
”

xen-dance:

this is the oldest deviantart submission with the “barney calhoun” tag.


©: xen-dance

nintendometro:

The silver Luigi statue from ‘Animal Crossing’ on the Gamecube.


©: nintendometro

werepenguinz:

paper-mario-wiki:

wheres that one post of the guy going like “ha ha there should be an emote in overwatch where the characters take off their shoes ha ha :)) the boys should have socks on but the girls should be barefoot i think ha ha ha ha :))))) who doesnt like to put their feet up and relax sometimes you know ? :^)))))))”

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©: paper-mario-wiki

agirlneedsgoals:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

teratocybernetics:

softbutchtaako:

thepamdeathforgot:

softbutchtaako:

thepamdeathforgot:

c-rowlesblogs:

bobavader:

image

Looked this up for answers and only found more questions

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I tried to do more research and now I, too, only have even more questions.

So we make Watergate Salad every holiday season although we call it “green stuff” and we don’t use pistachio pudding - we use lime jello.

I hate it.

hey love i care about you very much but why do you insist on making me aware of horrifying american food

Save us

i’ve been trying but you keep making fun of me and calling me a food snob

I live here but wtaf

Jesus screamed

OKAY but Shut the Gate is actually good? I’ll admit, though, I probably wouldn’t eat it if I hadn’t been raised on it…


©: simtunes

drcadwolf:

SSV Normandy SR-1


©: drcadwolf

officialunitedstates:

all these fake communists on here.  probably walk past factories all the time and never seize their means


©: officialunitedstates
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